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My wonderful spring festival in HK disneyland, with Tina.I feel bad without a DSLR in HK. Fuji DC is like a shit in my hand. But it's OK. Some PS skill can cover it.
50th WPP: 3 Chinese photographers get title.Related Links:
http://xxcb.cn/show.asp?id=846789 ----by Oneshot
http://news.sina.com.cn/photo/2007WPP.html ----by Nam
http://www.worldpressphoto.com ----Official Site of WPP
All of you are my heroes~!~! Damn it, I mispelled the word "Captain"...... OneShot's Collection of Format DesignSports page of Xiangxiang Morning Post
Editor: OneShot
This page was awarded the best page of the day.
2006-10-17
Copyright of Xiaoxiang Morning Post 2006-10-17 A crazy software that allows to be Chao Lihwa, CRAZY~!Click here to be Chao Lihwa.
With this software, I wrote a "nonsense poem" as followed.
《屎黄色之城》
丫都在吃屎 蹲着在华丽的卫生纸上 穿着屎黄色的大裤衩 一些蚂蟥鬼鬼祟祟裸奔 我的搪瓷缸没有门 谁都可以自由出入 如此， 我便可以俯视搪瓷缸了 那里五颜六色 昏天黑地 丫还在喝尿 撩起了屎黄色的大裤衩 Breaking news: Jet crash in Manhattan stirs 9.11 fears.Front page of New York Times, 2006-10-12
 Yankee teamer Cory Lidle died in the crash
 Latest pictures from the States.
        An ad of incest...CCTV-6This advertisement starring well-known actress Jiang Wenli is fucking crazy.
 孩子：“妈妈，长大了我要娶你做老婆。”____[孩子很天真]Mummy~~I want you to marry me when I grow up. ____[Innocent face]  蒋雯丽：“什么？”____[有点惊讶]What the f***~~? ____[Astonishedly] 孩子：“我要娶你。”____[孩子很认真]Marry me~~! ____[Seriously] 蒋雯丽：“那爸爸呢？”____[掐小孩脸蛋]But your father... ____[Touch the kid's face] 孩子：“我长大了，爸爸就老了。”____[两人很幸福拥抱在一起]I don't give a f***~~! When I grow up, he gets old. ____(Hug together) 孩子：“妈妈永远也不会老！”____[话外音：XXX修护系列产品让妈妈永远年轻] Mummy, you are forever young~~! Off scene sound: XXX cosmetic, let your mummy never gets old~~! |
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